Gleanings from the Net, etc.

      Optional Music


      These entries are items that I have found circulating on the Internet without attribution, and have seen others forward or request often enough that I decided they qualified as "classics". If I have mistakenly posted copyrighted material, please let me know -- with pointers to the actual source.

      If you like a story you see on the Internet, how about sending all your email friends an address for it, instead of five pages of text?

       

    • The Worst Ads
    • The Worst Headlines
    • More Worst Headlines
    • The Worst Analogies
    • The Worst Country Songs
    • Memorable Quotes
    • If God Had a Computer...(we'd all be in trouble!)
    • Funny Philosophy (the largest collection of "Why did the chicken cross the road" jokes in existence.)
      Microsoft Bashing
    • Lost Star Trek Script
    • New Microsoft Product
    • Microsoft Acquires US Government
    • Microsoft Acquires God
    • Preliminary Draft of the DSM-V Committee on Cyberdisorders aka: Psychiatrist Bashing
    • How you should do it, when you become an Evil Overlord.
    • Sid's Collection of Cat Humor
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      Original Humor Collection