It's All for Me Web (based on It's All for Me Grog)
CHORUS
And it's all for me Web,
Me jolly, jolly Web,
It's all for me Mail Lists and Chat Rooms,
For I've spent hours in TIN
Reading newsgroups by the bin,
Now they're taking all me money for the On-Line!
And what of me page?
Me jolly, jolly page?
Oh it's all gone for Mail Lists and Chat Rooms!
I've loaded all I've sung or wrote,
And my server's sent a note
That my file limit's gone beyond the On-Line!
CHORUS
And what of me Mail?
Me jolly, jolly Mail?
It's all gone for Mail Lists and Chat Rooms!
I've saved every scrap, to answer
When I've someday read each word,
And the server says the stack's beyond the On-Line!
CHORUS
And what of me News?
Me jolly, jolly News?
It's all gone for Mail Lists and Chat Rooms!
For the slush pile's getting thick,
And the flames are rising quick,
And I'm going somewhere else upon the On-Line!
CHORUS
And what of me Chat?
Me jolly, jolly Chat?
It's all gone for Mail Lists and Chat Rooms!
I can't tell you 'bout the Chat
For I've too much mail for that,
And I' ve only so much time upon the On-Line!
CHORUS
And what of me Games?
Me jolly, jolly Games?
It's all gone for Mail Lists and Chat Rooms!
I'm bored with mazes down in Hell -
I'll debug HTML!
There is always one more challenge on the On-Line!
CHORUS
And what of me URL?
Me jolly, jolly URL?
It's all gone for Mail Lists and Chat Rooms!
My browser stumbled on a typo,
I'm hung up and can't get back,
Now I'm out here in the Limbo of the On-Line!
CHORUS
And what of me Freenet?
Me jolly, jolly Freenet?
It's all gone for Mail Lists and Chat Rooms!
For my log-in time's run out -
Logging in and logging out!
And I'm off to find a server that stays On-Line!
CHORUS
The Speakeasy has good beer,
Good food and music, atmosphere;
And it's all gone for Mail Lists and Chat Rooms!
And if any's been embarrassed
By my little ditty here -
Well, you shouldn't charge a Bard for time spent On-Line!
And it's all for me Web,
Me jolly, jolly Web,
It's all for me Mail Lists and Chat Rooms,
For I've spent hours in TIN -
And me mail keeps pouring in!
Now they're taking all me money for the On-Line!